"As proof that Nintendo maintains strong enthusiasm for the dedicated game system business", Iwata adds, "let me confirm that Nintendo is currently developing a dedicated game platform with a brand new concept under the development codename 'NX'."

There you go Patrick, fixed the headline for you. That should get quite a few more clicks!

The comment chain here is classic. I can read every one of them in their intended voice.

I'd imagine it'd end up mostly like this:.

But will they have a floating door simulation?

Funny you should mention that:

Things you have lost will always be in the last place you look... so start there.

I read your comment and chuckled - then I read the article and flipped the desk over.

Dash works just fine:

No. (Coming from a person who was this close to purchasing a '77 model... *tear*)

I'm giving you a hug right now.

There's a second one? ;)

(Just showing about 45 minutes of fetishized footage of aluminum and steel being poured into engine block molds while their chief designer with a refined British accent drones on and on about the process that would make the How It's Made voice-guy fall asleep.)

Just this morning I was contemplating re-watching The Boondock Saints, which I have not seen in a few years (but have seen a million times already). Your comment was both timely and funny - and essentially sealed my resolve to watch it again! And shepherds we shall be...

I truly laughed out loud at that. Well done.

#2:

Alright... what the heck is going on there?!

Add some Mercedes: