See: North Korea.

My personal choice (if I was going for something besides just a solid color) [deviantart.com]:

The Carrera GT was sex-on-wheels in silver. This is not. Pity.

You know.... I just discovered I don't like the 918 in silver. Don't get me wrong, I'd drive it in a heartbeat given the chance - but I'd pick a different color if I had the choice.

You're welcome to make your own videos.. ;)

I've read elsewhere that owning one can be a pain. Not from you of course. So given those facts and not yours... and the trouble I'd go through driving it every day (again, other sources)... I'll give you a pack of gum and some notepads. You pay shipping.

Of course, there are a few more drawbacks: Parking. Road quality. Practicality. But they're all in the video. I suggest you watch it so that maybe, just maybe, you won't e-mail me to ask if you can drive this car every day. Because I'm starting to get so annoyed that I might just say yes.

How does a Guy named Fieri not own a Fiero?

Also, like the Enzo-based FXX before it, you don't even get to bring the LaFerrari XX home with you. It stays in Maranello and is maintained by Ferrari's technical team.

This post hit a sensitive spot in my life...

That wheelie cost him a full 1.5 seconds. He got a much cleaner start on the second run in the video.

Wait, Top Gear is popular in France? I guess they don't take all the jokes to heart.

I may actually be dead right now.

It gets deeper....

Space-saver tires will do that for you.... and water. That helps too.

This is how I picture all London cabbie's brains work:

Hey Andrew,

Have fun changing those spark plugs!

Damnit.