I recently had the opportunity to attend the launch of the all-new 2015 Ford F-150. Here's what happened: Ford flew me to Dallas, or possibly San Antonio, for an evening of brisket, and pie, and musicians wearing blue jeans. At some point, there was also a pickup truck.

What a bunch of BE11 ENDs!

THEY LOST THE FALKLANDS WAR?!?!?!

I'm relatively well-known within my sphere of influence (read: myself). Can I have one too?

I got a killer deal on some medical equipment recently flown from Dallas!

Totally seeing the Agnes in this one:

I'm with you on the wing, but there seems to be a pretty noticeable "dip" where there's no roof. The mystery goes on!

In that case lift the tarp, see what it is, put tarp down - take picture of still-covered car. Then you can say "there's a new [blank] hiding underneath this tarp". At least be a tease about it!

This is the first thing that came to mind.

Nice.

"Jason, you idiot. Symmetrical cars just look better."

Hey guys, you may not believe or know this - but newspapers from the era do in fact confirm that Argentina lost the war! Here's proof:

And then proceeded to lose it. Just in case anyone out there didn't know.

I'll just keep my grandfathered unlimited Verizon 4g LTE data plan that I use 30 gigs a month of thank-you-very-much.

Followup video of the wreckage:

4,936 pounds [P85d] vs 4,560 pounds [Charger Hellcat] will do that...

So they finally realized they need to create a luxury brand name?! No? Oh...

Shhhh....

You must have been the one who made this...