Voldemort

Why 2016? It coincides with the 50th anniversary of Ford's victory at Le Mans with the Ford GT40 Mark II, so it would be the perfect opportunity to take the fight to the Corvette and Ferrari in France.

Of course this begs the question, if Kia can't sell a $60,000 luxury car, how is Volkswagen going to sell a $70,000 one?

Let's just get this out of our systems now. Windows skipped Windows 9 completely for no apparent reason. Make your jokes. Everybody's doing it. Okay, now let's move on.

They're all parking tickets/street-sweeper tickets because they can't actually get the things to move anymore.

This'll work right up until the terrorists decide to use bomb-laden GT40s to spite us.

The final season of The Legend of Korra starts streaming this Friday, summing up one of the best shows currently on television.

I'd imagine pooping would go something like this....

I'll beat you to the followup question and tell you which future car we're now least excited about:

OBD (On-board Diagnostics), to put it simply, is the system responsible for collecting data from and monitoring performance of all the sensors in a vehicle.

The 276 HP Honda Civic Type R Will Be The Most Extreme Honda Ever Made

We know what you did last summer. ;)

Season 1, Episode 7 [Hiroshi Sato to Lin Bei Fong, after trapping her]:

Sorry, should have been clearer - I actually enjoy both cars films!

Fact check:

Dodge- Grand Caravan Hellcat...make it happen.

It is in fact true. Either that or I can keep topping it off frequently (which I'll probably forget to do). Even better is that the vehicle in question is an '02 Ford Expedition.

Freedom's not free! (It's explosive)

...the hyper-modern F-22, marking its first-ever known use in combat.