They're all parking tickets/street-sweeper tickets because they can't actually get the things to move anymore.

This'll work right up until the terrorists decide to use bomb-laden GT40s to spite us.

I'll beat you to the followup question and tell you which future car we're now least excited about:

The 276 HP Honda Civic Type R Will Be The Most Extreme Honda Ever Made

We know what you did last summer. ;)

Dodge- Grand Caravan Hellcat...make it happen.

It is in fact true. Either that or I can keep topping it off frequently (which I'll probably forget to do). Even better is that the vehicle in question is an '02 Ford Expedition.

Freedom's not free! (It's explosive)

...the hyper-modern F-22, marking its first-ever known use in combat.

Noted. Looks like I'll be doing an engine tear-down soon. Yay!

You'd think that, right? No smoke, either.

Here's my question:

You need one of these too!

The dog was the man's main witness in the trial.

A quick way to get tracked and caught?

Probably be exceptionally more difficult in a paddle-shift equipped Smart Fortwo that's for sure...

"What do you mean I don't need a 0-60 time under 4 seconds?! Haven't you seen what can happen in a flash flood?!"

The situations in which you might need to make a J-Turn are at best described as "minimal." Keeping in mind that, in most situations, this type of maneuver is probably illegal and potentially dangerous if there are any other cars nearby. This isn't for getting out of the parking lot. However, the move is part of a…

What I learned from my German colleagues is that in order to get your driver's license in Germany, you must go through a rigorous, difficult process; a process that requires hours of preparation, and studying, and hard work, and tireless effort, similar to what we do in the States when we want to cancel our Comcast…