Too freakin' cute. Cuteness overload.

For many people, Minecraft is synonymous with "video games." You don't play "video games." You play Minecraft. Five years after its release, the original is still seeing additional content as the game gets ported to everything with a screen and a processor. For a sequel to live, the original must die: and Minecraft…

Are you sure this is safe?

Well that settles it, I'm only buying Pampers from now on.

I'm just going through a Avatar: TLA marathon with my kids this week (their first time watching it, my hundreth), your reference is spot on.

You've made it this far without an automatic, go for the gold!

When I was young, my mother insisted I get a 2-seater (at the time a H22 swapped Del Sol) because then I'd be less likely to fool around in it with friends. She was right of course (even though she never understood why this particular car may not be the best choice for her wishes). However my older sister ended up…

Put fuel in it. Check tire pressure. Head out.

I am both everywhere and nowhere. All at the same time.

Point taken. However, you'd need THREE Miata's and THREE licensed drivers to get the same passenger capacity as the Mazda5. That's not even taking into account the fuel (I know, it's an extreme example but still...).

OR you can just break into said car, swap the plates, and be on your merry way!

Counterpoint: Mazda5 with a stickshift.

People think you bought a fourth generation Camaro/Firebird because you have a mullet/live in a trailer park/married your cousin. The real reason is because you wanted some of the cheapest horsepower available anywhere.

My guard-tupperware will stop you though!

Yeah, but then they'd simply just steal the automatic Corolla that will inevitably be next to mine instead. You know, since car thieves don't know how to drive stick.

"Video Chat" and "Video Chatting" is what I've always used.

My security system:

I got a chill down my spine as I typed "Justin Bieber" into Google image search. Never again.

Found their source image!

I think this is why they went with what they did (according to natedrives):