Just add snow!

Or another idea... telescoping armrests! They'd slide sideways into position so that you now have twice the space, maybe even three times! Hell, throw in a cupholder in the spot that would now be in the "middle" of these two expanding portions. Think of the possibilities!

He once tried out for West Side Story... they said he wasn't right for the part. What do they know? He feel's pretty...

"We're getting reports that a service may be experiencing issues. Quick! Everyone go and check to see if it's working! At the same time, right now!"

I rarely drink milk, but of course the day I choose to you'd come and ruin it by making me laugh. Well done.

Knock knock!

In line for the final judgement.

That's because they're too busy playing Mario Kart 8 to comment....

Given the alternative, I do not regret who I voted for in the elections.

This has to happen now!

The room itself is nice, though I would have personally kept the bedroom as is. However, I'm amazed to see that you didn't point out the full story (rather tragic) of how this came to be. There's a valuable lesson to be learned from the source article. A few snippets [Wired.com] :

I'm giving Ursula my vote just because "Poor Unfortunate Souls" is THE BEST Disney villain's song.

*Before I state this I'll have to say my mind sometimes makes very abstract connections that even I don't understand.*

Like this?

He (she?) looks sad....

;)

Joke's on them when the arrest the drug dealer with slightly... different tastes:

Well... you could go to the guys that do this... and get yourself something like this:

I'm pretty sure Ford already trolled everyone with the 2004 Bronco Concept...