Alright guys, let's have a talk:

Clarkson: (Of the McLaren MP4-12C's windscreen wipers) This, they would have had 7 years of meetings to get to that windscreen wiper. Lamborghini would have said "Why don't we just use... like a laser. Why don't we have lasers shooting heat onto the windscreen to get rid of it!" That's why I love Lambos, they're all…

Here's my ranking (in no particular order):

I'm pretty sure you're "whatever" and quite possibly "but"... take that as you will.

Did you just... hold a grudge?

Absolutely this. Get rid of things you've held on to "just because".

It was originally posted to foxtrotalpha (a sub-blog), Patrick just shared it to the front-page since it may be interesting to some readers of Jalopnik (explosions!)... if people enjoy it they can then peruse FA for more stories they like.

Then how am I supposed to decide where to look?! (truly, I jest, this is not the car for me)

Will this do for zero emission commuting in 2014, or will you keep looking until somebody comes up with 100+ miles range for the same sort of money?

Like the RAV4's third row "seat"? (2012 and under)

*Insert "Why didn't you Dodge?!" Comment Here*

Fusion?

Air Conditioned TV?! The future is here everyone!

It's a strange feeling of both disappointment and relief (that you didn't spend your hard earned money). One of my coworkers had the same happen to him when he finally test drove his at-the-time-dream-car Evo X. It turned out he didn't like the interior at all, though he always assured himself he could make due with…

It even has a built-in Whack-A-Mole game?! Sold!

"This Side Up"

Dude, no one wants to live in Long Beach though...

I was once offered a significant price cut on a vehicle because it was the last day of the month and they had a competition going with their sister dealership for most sales, bonuses given to the winner.

Just because you know what care you want doesn't mean there are not people out there who want to... I don't know.. actually experience the car's driving characteristics before dropping a large sum of money on it.