*Insert "Why didn't you Dodge?!" Comment Here*

Fusion?

Air Conditioned TV?! The future is here everyone!

It's a strange feeling of both disappointment and relief (that you didn't spend your hard earned money). One of my coworkers had the same happen to him when he finally test drove his at-the-time-dream-car Evo X. It turned out he didn't like the interior at all, though he always assured himself he could make due with…

It even has a built-in Whack-A-Mole game?! Sold!

"This Side Up"

Dude, no one wants to live in Long Beach though...

I was once offered a significant price cut on a vehicle because it was the last day of the month and they had a competition going with their sister dealership for most sales, bonuses given to the winner.

Just because you know what care you want doesn't mean there are not people out there who want to... I don't know.. actually experience the car's driving characteristics before dropping a large sum of money on it.

Sub Zero's obviously just enforcing ticket policy, I doesn't appear Elsa has one.

Love it.

Ahhh.. video games, where thousands of people will come out to see you do a hot lap around a track.

Burger King did it much better

Android

Here's your instant loophole:

And if you happen to have another hand laying around somewhere, it's tagged under "Unexplained Lists" and "Humor"... soooo......

Coffee and Cars at Vintage Park (Houston)

The Coffee & Cars Event at Vintage Park (just down the street from where I live) looks like a blast. I can't believe I didn't know it went on. Next event:

Honda CR-Z... look at it!

If you can believe it, that's done up more tastefully than the one I saw just a few days ago (I didn't have time to stop for pictures, sorry!)... but it looked something like this, but in blue: