Did they build it up themselves or buy it off of Car and Driver? (Who started but sadly never followed up on their "Return of the Boss Wagon" series)

Certainly surprising for someone who wants to buy a family vehicle able to carry more than 5 passengers and looks like a tall wagon. But to you and me? Nah.

But since my Corolla has a manual transmission I'm good right?

Mazda 5 Sport (6-Speed Manual)

Can I give you a hug? I'm giving you a hug!

I swear I thought April 1st snuck up on me. What the hell?

Just Dance 4 ($25) | Nintendo eShop

Right? You know the only reason he's doing this is because he's about to step out, has nothing to lose, and everything to gain. No worries about getting re-elected.

You retain partial control - duh!

Two questions I'd like answered (sorry if you've answered it here, I couldn't find a definitive answer):

Come now - they lost complete control of the vehicle and were only left with partial control... it makes perfect sense once you turn your head sideways and squint.

"Why Roller Coaster Loops Are Never Circular"

I'm just waiting for you guys to do Camel: The Jalopnik Review. Or are horse breeders lining your pockets? Conspiracy?!

I'm glad I wasn't the only one appalled that the Horse - The Jalopnik Review was left out!

I just stumbled on the "Nic Cage As Everyone" thanks to Google. I'm sorry in advance... a few highlights:

The Superman they were pitched... the Superman they got:

My votes goes to this (it even has a convenient vacuum!):

It stands for Wumbo obviously!

You're welcome. I thank myself too! If I didn't have to do it, I wouldn't - trust me. Never again though...

I KNEW checking that option box would make me look ridiculous. Now I have a Rolls Royce and everyone will laugh at my poor option choice! Darn it...