I wouldn’t go to Moscow.

Peyton Manning: A head for business, a head for policy, a head for compassion and a head for America. Peyton Manning: Four Heads.

This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

Blood rivals of the Minnetonka Kill It With Fire’s

I’m not sure successfully wedging yourself into a book between some dude with crazy-long fingernails and a lady who was able to cram more hard boiled eggs into her mouth at the same time than anyone else is nearly as prestigious an achievement as you imagine it to be.

Page 353 in the current hard cover edition if you’re actually curious. Look under “most sarcastic reply to internet commenters” for my work in a Reddit thread in 2014.

We’re definitely not going to need to add Eddie Vedder to that movie.

Pickle guy doesn’t realize he’s an asshole

Agreed about music. I’m a 90s rock/classic rock guy myself, but a good film score really is the best contemporary music

Plus they stopped the Seahawks from possibly making their third SB in a row and for that we should all be grateful.

“They laughed at me for my obsession with pie and trivia....but it was my life’s calling. My pursuit.” - Herbert Trivial

You know what team sucks even more than the Packers right now? The VIKINGS, because they don’t have a QB!!!!