Sounds like a cover-up. He's still out there.

A nice finish though.

Someone calculate how many actions his opponent got in while he was stunned.

Nah... PENTAKILL!

Remember not to feed the trolls everyone.

The thing is, we still get all that other stuff consoles get, too. But we also get to check out weird, interesting stuff like this.

See, that would hold water if the PC only had games like Goat Simulator, but fortunately we get to be senseless and goofy while at the same time having the best versions of most games >:D

Everyone thinks they are an internet comedian. The problem is, they are all Carlos Mencia's and stealing some guys material.

There seems to have been an explosion of adolescent gamers on the PC with the massive rise of F2P games like LoL and indie games like Minecraft. In fact, I'd bet money that's where all of the current PC master race trolling stems from. It wasn't that long ago that PC gamers generally only complained about games being…

Eh, not bad. Definitely faster than my PS3 was for most games. Although, my superior GBA, beats all next-gen systems. #GameboyMasterRace

That's a bummer.

I've grown weary of the comment format from these "_____ As Told By Steam Reviews" segments already. It's worse when there's so many in one post. Surely more of the reviews had a humorous element to them without that tiresome comment template.

What the fuck, managed to return the child to his family in the opening cutscene. Where is the game?

Good for you cause I'm already sick of them.

You know, at some point the "11/10 will _____ again" style Steam reviews will start to get old to me and I will roll my eyes every time I see one.

Seriously. This isn't a glitch, it is an exploit. Most exploits in Mario Kart aren't too complicated and can be pulled off by anyone. Learn them, use them, beat people with them. End of story.

so human ingenuity = game breaking?

I'm guessing you never played Halo 2. Quad Shotting, BXRing, BXBing, grenade jumping, and grenading weapon spawns all made that game absolutely incredible and extremely competitive. I still do understand your point though and it's ultimately up to the developers whether or not they want to leave it in the game.

Breaks the game? wut

The most important thing I get out of these E3 posts is that I've been here for over a year now.