:( At least you'll get a week full of awesome E3 news!

Slimy Lard Dung. I've heard it has a similar psychological effects to something called lysergic acid diethylamide.

Specific Learning Disabilities?

looks scripted

Throwing the thing in the air.... Big mistake!

Why... why would anyone do this?

I had one intrude a couple of days ago. Pretty big, about 2 inches long. He didn't have the same fortune as the guy mentioned here though.

well you never know

My first on-post Military housing in the Army was INFESTED with cockroaches. I'll never forget my conversation with the government/civilian contractor in charge of our maintenance:

Holy crap that is terrible

Earlier that day...

Damnit, Luke, I was not prepared to go on a Feels-Trip tonight.

I digged it. Direction-wise it reminded me of the film Frances Ha.

The lack of advertisement was the biggest give away. They pretty much swept the damn thing under the rug =\

But what will he eat?

Contrary to popular belief when this point comes up in the wake of such tragedies, most parents aren't Sauron and can't have their All-Seeing Eye on their tykes at all times. These kids go to school, have their own peer groups, and often consume media content separately from their family. Plus, the preteen years are…

So what? Put 12 year old girls in jail for 65 years? What the fuck....

I can see it now: You turn on the TV and see a PSA where some B-list celebrity tells you that "spooky scary skeletons are no laughing matter."