I swear, if they don’t bang...

I did not have any significant expectations about the Jeep Liberty being nice to drive, but I was appalled at how bad it was. Bouncy, unsettled, disconcerting, underpowered, rickety, sloppy... just a thesaurus of bad driving experiences.

From the CEO of Stellantis, lol, which is comprised of automakers that have been perpetually circling the drain for decades.

About damn time they capitalize on the Electra name. Sheesh.

Seriously! I’m more concerned that the navy has a camera worse than the original a 2007 iPhone than I am about aliens.

Back when I was a child, we went to the auto show and saw the Cadillac Solitaire. At the time, I was wowed by it.

And, as we know from countless examples throughout our history,

We tried watching this and just sort of gave up. I think I made it through 5 episodes before I was bored with the Gilliganesque “intruder of the week” framework. The rest of the house managed another episode or two, but it just never felt worth it.

The only thing I would fine remotely acceptable from them at this point is if it makes the Jetsons “pblpblpblpblpbl” noise as it goes by.

Hyundai Staria Premium

This thing is so dang cute. I desperately want one.

“Something Florida cops are likely to consider...”

I’m probably the only weirdo out here who wants one, but a mini version. The current phones are too big for one-handed operation (for me), so I appreciate a small phone.

I can’t imagine congress allowing this, not with their overriding anything else proactive we try to do in this, my hometown.

I’ve definitely hit middle age, because I would totally buy this.

1st Gear: After all those stupid Tom Brady Hertz commercials?

I’ve never found him funny, but his comments about disabled people (at least a decade ago) were so offensive that I was completely put off anything remotely related to him. A bit shocked that he’s actually been given another special, but I guess I shouldn’t be after Netflix’s production of Rife’s “comedy,” too.

The Rodius may be ugly, but at least it had a clear purpose.

I must be missing something. Which post-9/11 restrictions are easing?

A friend of mine inherited his grandmother’s Cimarron when we were in high school. Aside from it being the same as my sister’s Sunbird in so, so many ways, it was an attractive car and there was nothing wrong with it.