A friend of mine inherited his grandmother’s Cimarron when we were in high school. Aside from it being the same as my sister’s Sunbird in so, so many ways, it was an attractive car and there was nothing wrong with it.

lol, exactly. I have this sketched in a notebook from elementary school before I found out what a protractor was. Just ruler-straight lines everywhere.

100% agree. These make me viscerally angry when I see them, they’re so ugly.

The Mercedes-Benz EQS

What about golf courses? They’d make great parking lots! Better use of resources, imo.

Having had two open heart surgeries myself (thus far), those nurses MADE him get up and start moving around. As soon as you’re out of the ICU, they work with you to get you moving.

I love, love, love Austin Maestros. I drove one in grad school and it was actually really solid. Not physically solid — it had a lot of rust. And the heater didn’t work. And it didn’t have a radio in City spec. But it never let me down, was a scrappy companion, and cost pennies to run.

So is this part of the Cocaine Bear universe or is Cocaine Bear part of the Sharknado universe?

I’m happy with either, just need to know which blond bombshell to follow (Ian Ziering or Elizabeth Banks)?

Shamu! Attack!

A 1985 Isuzu Impulse that looked just like this one.

My dad had one of these and it was a blast to drive. Parts were extremely expensive (and this was back in the ‘90s) and there was always something wrong with it. I will admit it never actually broke down on us, but it was still a money pit.

The VAZ-Porsche Project.

Is that Goldie Hawn?

You leave the Maestro alone! They are wonderful!

Virtually any main conduit in the DC area, but the top for me is Massachusetts Ave NW, which I actively avoid at all costs. Especially Dupont Circle. Driving through that is just the worst.

You seem to be confusing deaf and blind. Your statistic for deaf/HoH is also way off, according to the National Institutes of Health (https://www.nidcd.nih.gov/health/statistics/quick-statistics-hearing).

This is the correct answer.

100,000%

Virtually any car with zero options for the interior. As polarizing as this may be, I cannot stand black interiors, and there are so many fine cars that I just can’t stand to sit in because everything is so dark and awful (and in the summer, a billion effing degrees).

If they put in EV charging stations, then you can almost charge a car to 100% by the time Shake Shack gets an expensive, salty, overcooked mess on a tray for you. Grand.