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If someone passes you on the right, they’re an asshole. If everyone passes you on the right, you’re the asshole.

“Frodo and Sam! Keep your hands to yourself, or so help me I will turn this Fellowship around...”

Wow... It’s amazing. Pull off the top and doors and install a bikini top and it is just amazing. Did I say it was amazing? It’s amazing. Also helps with spitting out sunflower seeds. Just sayin...

Makes rock spotting easier.

Let me throw in a third alternative, the roll sits on top of the tank cover.

Any leaked documents on the timing of changing Lyft’s name to JohnnyCab?

6 dozen moms who are deeply disturbed at how turned on they are by the dude playing Lucifer and desperate for someone to step in and make it stop.

“Nothing at all, nothing at all”

It’ll solve my financial problems. Once I pay off my student loans, and set up my elderly, disabled Mom with a trust fund for her lifetime care, I’ll set up a family trust, run by disinterested parties, and everyone will have to submit grant proposals to get cash. If my cousins can come up with good business proposals

ROC Vodka for all!