This looks like it would make a fine MP3 player. I can see some novelty and use in it just from its compact size and capability, but for every one of these at $349 there are a plethora of sub-$99 Android devices and tablets that have the same capabilities.

lol it was the Pebble I was too ashamed to wear on a date. I wouldn't let this shit anywhere near my sex life

Tell them how you were too ashamed to wear it on your date.