I wish just once I could get out of the greys, cause goodness, do I have a story.

Hate to burst your bubble, but this woman was married 6 times, had a drug problem, got arrested several times for shop-lifting, became neurotic and turned to plastic surgery to preserve her looks and ended up looking disfigured. I know, I know, it's still a shame that they don't make women like that anymore.

I so love that this thread became a Bioware fan tangent. It's, legit, probably the best thing that's happened all day.

I'm guessing the MRA trolls will swoop down into the comments and not read any of this article at all.

This might become my go to response to anyone who says the "bleed and doesn't die in front of me."

They need to be told they're fat but they better not be all whiny about it. I mean, aren't fat people supposed to be jolly?

"It's been done." - Alexander Pope