My dog really likes dressing like food she’s not allowed to eat.

We found the Halloween costume for my dog to wear this year. She’s gonna be sushi!

I’m concerned because the whole point of the portrait and Dorian is that he can get away with monstrous things because he stays young and innocent looking. People excuse it and turn from the obvious because of it. Turning that into a woman seems like it’d feed all the MRA, redpill bullshit about how women are just as…

Wattpad with Hulu had a contest to write a short story for The Handmaids Tale to coincide with the season finale. On Friday I learned that I and another 9 writers were hand picked by Margret Atwood as the winners!

You better make sure at least half that cake is male. No, wait, 75% otherwise guys will just think it’s some stupid girly cake and no one will want it. We’re not financing it, or advertising for it. Then when it fails, it’s all your girly cake fault. Back to nothing but man cake!

The best part of the “If you don’t like it, go make your own” is that men are the gatekeepers who then decide that all media is white male driven. That way they can have their cake, eat it too, then whine about how women don’t try enough to get their own damn cake.

I got the coolest birthday present yesterday. Someone turned the opening scene of my story into a comic! The entire five panels are here.

Funny how the dude gets schooled on the stats but has no response. Guys sure do love to set rules for things they know shit all about that will never affect them.

And there’s no way WB blew as much money advertising WW as they did for BvS or even Suicide Squad. BvS was everywhere for months before it came out, WW was kept super low key until the final push. It was almost as if they really didn’t want the chick movie to outperform their bro ones.

“I never committed domestic abuse...well except for that one time I punched a bitch in the mouth but she really had it coming. Women, right? They just need a good pounding every once in awhile.”

Put them in the cornfield is probably the kill order from Russia.

I made a gif version of that with Trump. It’s sad how few people get the reference anymore. The classics are dying!

I’m not victim blaming cries the parrot that can only repeat the blame it splatters all over victims. Why weren’t you perfect, victim? Why didn’t you do everything right, victim? Be the right kind of victim which doesn’t exist or else it’s all your fault.

I kept thinking this was so far from unprovoked that dog could do that to a kid. Wouldn’t take more than a minute for the bastard to jump across the road and seriously hurt one. And then that asshole wrote us this long weepy letter about how his dog was intact blah blah, a bunch of whining.

My dog got attacked by this asshole’s dog who bolted through their front door and ran across the street. Bit her right in the ass. He was all blubbers and tears while I tried to stop my dog’s blood. I reported the bite to Animal Control and despite my dog freaking out when we come across any dog off a leash she’s…

I had a fan send me a picture to go with my story and it’s so damn adorably perfect I want to tattoo it on the inside of my eyelids.

As someone living in Nebraska who’s in a Halloween club, Sasse is full of shit. Surprise surprise.

Like every damn profession since humanity crawled out of the primordial goo. Women become proficient at something men ignore, suddenly the men realize there’s money to be made and they ban women from it. In a generation, society’s decided women who were just doing that thing are physically or mentally incapable of…

I’ve been writing a story that I share early with a few people partly to beta and mostly because I’m terrible at waiting. Anyway, one of them just sent me a drawing of an upcoming scene and it’s so damn adorable I can’t stop squeeing at it.