One year I got it in my head to read both Don Quixote and The Count of Monte Cristo for school. I HATE Don Quixote with a fiery passion and conversely adore The Count. I even have socks with hatchmarks on them and “Free Dantes” on the bottom. It took forever to find a fully unabridged version.

I just finished coloring Iron Bull in my Dragon Age coloring book. So much grey! Now on to Dorian.

This is how we get liches!

I didn’t have any opinion on Chris Martin until I saw him on Extras. He was such a dork and very self deprecating I couldn’t help but like him. The hate is confusing to me, but some people need to imagine a person is different to excuse why it’s fun to not like them.

Can one’s sexuality be happiness? I think that’s Kara. Kittens, and ice cream, and cupcake sprinkles.

Shouldn’t Mon-El be the real Yoko Ono between Guardian and Winn? Sure guys, Winn’s straight. Riiight.

What makes it even more hilarious, the recently released Drake trilogy only got a T rating. So the movie of the video game would be more ‘hardcore’ than the game itself.

I turned to my husband and said the entire thing was a sausage fest. No women in the Empire, no women in the Resistance. There were practically none save Jyn until the final battle. It was as if they suddenly realized “Shit, we cast nothing but men. Make a few pilots women. Good, done!”

Guys sure do get whiny when women want more than one woman in a show and/or movie. It’s amazing how they see one woman to four or five men and think “Yep, that’s totally balanced.” Maybe men just suck at math.

Sorry, you have a tapeworm chewing through your lower colon and that thing’s alive. You’re just a host. You’ll have to ask a woman if you’re allowed to get it removed from your body.

I would watch an entire episode of Merlyn and Darhk getting dinner. They would bitch and snipe about where to go, who has to pay, how long the wait is and it’d be delightful the whole time.

Nothing shows a writer like how they approach relationships, especially ones they think are good. Grown adults wil act all high drama all the time then mope about why nothing works. Instead of getting some perspective they dive into the next and assume they’re awesome at it, it’s everyone else who sucks. Sadly, a lot…

I’ve got a bit a series going, which is located here. It began with a Cullen/Amell story and if the Hero of Ferelden was Hawke’s Warden in Inquisition. Then I included a shorter bit between Dorian and a Dalish Inquisitor. Now I’m off to Ferelden seven years after the events of DA:I when King Alistair’s facing…

KINJA!

I’ve been writing Dragon Age fanfic for the better part of the year and today I got a surprise from one of my readers. She made a watercolor of my two main characters and mailed it to me. It’s so pretty I can’t stop staring at it. Ee! I love nothing more than inspiring someone else to make something cool, even if it’s…

It is kinda impressive to me how his plan to get me to stop hating men was to randomly attack me unasked. How exactly was this going to work? It’s like trying to fix a grown in toenail by chopping your own foot off.

I like the kitchy part. Sounds like I jammed a bunch of hummel figurines in there, which I kinda want to try now.

I hadn’t even been railing on men much lately. Most of my recent twitter posts were me yelling at Elder Scrolls Online. No idea what set him off unless he’s pro-Bethesda terrible main story lines.

Out of the blue today I get this message from an anonymous guy. He just had to email to tell me that I’m too mean to men and because of that I’ll die alone (that’ll be news to my husband). I shouldn’t be surprised but still am that men have such spines of jelly that they have to prop up their own ego by attacking a…

I needed a break from writing and pulled out my old paint to make a halla in the cold forest painting. It’d been about a year since I last painted anything, and boy did my rust show, but it was nice to try again.