I always thought Bessie Coleman's story is perfect for a heart wrenching drama.

Testicles feel like a 4:30PM Friday fix.

That magic fisting thing you do.

Though, since women used to wear bras then went to corsets, they could come back at any time. History is a big ol circle.

They already made the christian version:

When my puppies would bite I'd yip and cry loudly as if I were in terrible pain. That's their cue to stop biting that they learn from playing with littermates.

I really hope Aaron Paul is playing as Aaron. "I speak for Moses, bitch!"

Female anger scares people because the only way to answer it is to change society. That's too hard so they dismiss and belittle it instead.

Government of the corporation, by the corporation, for the corporation, with justice and liberty for the corporation!

I suspect this fear of women will treat men they way they treat women is why we have myths like sirens, harpies, or gorgons. Monstrous female creatures that only kill men are myth. Monstrous males that only kill women are life.

And it was actually Dr. Bashir's child since the actors were married off set. So when she yells at him for putting her in that condition it's doubly hilarious.

The whole chicken went up in flames on the grill, taking the thermometer with it.

Almost no one ever mentions a meat thermometer but that is crucial for anything you're roasting or uncertain of being safe. I love the digital probe ones, though one I caught on fire and another I destroyed when I left it out in the rain. I figure the next one has to get caught in an earthquake.

That's when I'm grateful I'm a gamer. Can't respond to reviews, so stab a bunch of Darkspawn and not pretend they're reviewers. Nope, not one bit at all.

I have one dropping soon and I've been making the "will you please review my book?" rounds and now I'm facing the "holy shit, they actually reviewed it!" I swear I lose a year on my life every time I open an e-mail with a review in it good or bad.

This made the rounds recently and is too perfect for words.

According to catholic doctrine she was.

Mary wasn't allowed to have sex even after being married. All those brothers and sisters were, uh, from another marriage! Yeah, that's it!

Because then Jesus would have had the dirty dirty sex, and that would ruin everything!

People don't exist to look pretty for you. Your sexual preferences are not everyone's sexual preferences.