Government of the corporation, by the corporation, for the corporation, with justice and liberty for the corporation!

I suspect this fear of women will treat men they way they treat women is why we have myths like sirens, harpies, or gorgons. Monstrous female creatures that only kill men are myth. Monstrous males that only kill women are life.

And it was actually Dr. Bashir's child since the actors were married off set. So when she yells at him for putting her in that condition it's doubly hilarious.

The whole chicken went up in flames on the grill, taking the thermometer with it.

Almost no one ever mentions a meat thermometer but that is crucial for anything you're roasting or uncertain of being safe. I love the digital probe ones, though one I caught on fire and another I destroyed when I left it out in the rain. I figure the next one has to get caught in an earthquake.

That's when I'm grateful I'm a gamer. Can't respond to reviews, so stab a bunch of Darkspawn and not pretend they're reviewers. Nope, not one bit at all.

I have one dropping soon and I've been making the "will you please review my book?" rounds and now I'm facing the "holy shit, they actually reviewed it!" I swear I lose a year on my life every time I open an e-mail with a review in it good or bad.

This made the rounds recently and is too perfect for words.

According to catholic doctrine she was.

Mary wasn't allowed to have sex even after being married. All those brothers and sisters were, uh, from another marriage! Yeah, that's it!

Because then Jesus would have had the dirty dirty sex, and that would ruin everything!

People don't exist to look pretty for you. Your sexual preferences are not everyone's sexual preferences.

I've been crazy into the Postmodern Jukebox version that has a James Bond theme song vibe.

You have the sonic hedgehog genes discovery backwards. They named the first after hedgehogs due to the spikes, then ran out of types of hedgehogs and when they found another they called it sonic. As fate would have it, that's one of the most important genes in development. There's also a gene called Superman and Clark…

That is is the only acceptable name for griffins. But no swooping.

I suspect I could talk about Bioware all day long. I am such a pusher.

So how's your stasis chamber until Fall 2014 going? Mine only works on nugs so far.

I'm still waiting for the griffin Varric promised me. He better be extra fluffy.

Poor Mark Meer, dude is awesome, positively hilarious. I mean he's Jethan, the elven prostitute in 2 and Ollie the orphan in the alienage in origins, but somehow they decided MaleShep should be dull or with almost no emotion. I picked up Baldur's Gate:EE and adore Rasaad and Baeloth as well. I kinda want him to voice…

I prefer the Dragon Age approach of friendship rivalry. It felt more realistic than either everyone likes or is terrified of you.