Hope I'm not being super annoying, but I wrote a fantasy novel where I set out with a woman and man hating each other and they were to keep despising each other until the last period. Then I made fun of elves and other classic fantasy tropes to pad some pages but mostly I wanted to pick at that stupid romcom trope.

I saw Gaiman say something about how he didn't feel that the follow up to Smith should be a woman because the doctor needed to be hard, strong and dangerous.

Guys laughing at teenage girls upset at an old Doctor crack me up, as if guys don't rate the hotness of every single female companion.

Picked up Bioshock Infinite after talking my husband into it. I hated Ryan in the original and all, but I really want to kill every racist bastard in the clouds.

Only undead hoodlums go out at night dressed in capes!

Sometimes I wish I could get my hands on some fetus dolls so I could turn them into little zombies or vampires or werewolves. Vampire abortion is wrong, choose to gnaw your way through the uterus!

I liberated France while you were dancing.

People, it's so obvious royal births destroy porn! No wonder the Victorian Era was so fucked up, didn't she pop out like 20 kids?

Actually there are lots of latinos out in Bumblefuck Nebraska.

My results came back AWOL.

Now it's late and you head downstairs
'Cause you just can't sleep so you make some tea
And the doll disapprovingly asks if you really need that much honey
You decide that you've had enough
And you lock the doll in the wooden box
You put the box in the fireplace next to your bag of big city money

I've already started my script for the next big fish in storm movie: Tunami!

At one point you should get to knit a decoy of yourself, and then fill it full of dynamite to trick the big baddie.

I imagine someone could do a lot of damage with a Doctor Who Baker era scarf.

And yogurt grenades, the pro-biotic ones melt people's faces.

I'm fighting off the inevitable crushing disappointment of a "no" from querying my book with an agent, especially one who was looking for something that fit my manuscript beautifully. Prince and a servant in a fantasy book, I got that! Okay so the servant is black and not gonna fall helplessly in love and the prince…

Sweet Jesus, Paula Deen went so rogue she went rouge.