At one point you should get to knit a decoy of yourself, and then fill it full of dynamite to trick the big baddie.

I imagine someone could do a lot of damage with a Doctor Who Baker era scarf.

And yogurt grenades, the pro-biotic ones melt people's faces.

I'm fighting off the inevitable crushing disappointment of a "no" from querying my book with an agent, especially one who was looking for something that fit my manuscript beautifully. Prince and a servant in a fantasy book, I got that! Okay so the servant is black and not gonna fall helplessly in love and the prince…

Sweet Jesus, Paula Deen went so rogue she went rouge.