Then...maybe...don't make a race, ethnicity, socio-economic joke out of it? Genius!

the ncaa death penalty would have been so sweet

Ahh yes, the innocent victimized ex-pole dancer and escort.

Bad Valentine's day but not sure if its worse than Seth Rollins.

penn state just sucks, I don't think they know what the word rape means up there. They have one coach who looked the other way and the new coach who apparently looked the other way at Vanderbilt. That's ok as long as the 111 wins are there and the statue gets put up again, nothing happened

WE ARE: RHYTHMIC SLAPPING.

Filed To: HYPOCRISY

I owned a Trabant the summer ('91) I spent in Budapest. Bought it, drove it around all summer, sold it for what I paid for it. It's the best terrible car ever made. It was very reliable, though I am pretty confident I could have punched a hole in the body. An utter deathtrap in a crash. You must know the old Hungarian…

As somebody living in a snowy region, I already believe that car bodies are biodegradeable. Or it at least feels like it.

Dolan's use of "tit for tat" caused a lot of confusion for JR Smith during his tenure with the team.

A little more than $1 million per team. So if you're an owner, a $1M investment to protect your your $1B business. Makes sense to me.

As a ginger, I'd like to remind that it shouldn't matter to anyone because souls don't exist. Soul Music and Soul Food on the other hand, are real and awesome.

Not bad for the head of a non-profit.

"Mr Goodell we see you have decades worth of leadership experience and a track record of success in many different industry's outside of sports entertainment... wait a second, no, that's not right."

Once her crying stops make sure you hint at an evening of anal sex

I don't know about this. If you're not a sports fan or a fan of musicals, you are likely choosing not to go to them because you don't enjoy them, not because they are businesses that are built entirely on the objectification, abuse, trafficking, and often times rape of women. I KNOW... not all women who work these…

If you're looking at a veloster on the open road you are bar none watching someone drive like a total fucking douchebag.

"There's no need, though, for a non-strip-clubbing sort to treat a strip-club visit any differently than the way a non-sports fan handles attending a basketball game or a non-8-year-old deals with a couple of hours at Chuck E. Cheese."

So a person is forced into a sexual situation they're uncomfortable with and they're just supposed to grin and bear it?

One night in 1998 I was at a strip club in Houston called Gigis Cabaret (Anna Nicole started there). I was having a drink when a waitress came up and, seeing the motorcycle helmet on the chair, asked if my bike was outside. I said yes and she said someone had "knocked it over". I ran out just in time to see the…