Chrome is the past. I want a full velvet exterior.

oh, hi.

That you can say an episode of lying, gaming the system, and outright cheating is "a good story and a moral compass in the shittiest year in a long fucking time" without even the slightest hint of irony either disturbs or amuses me.

I haven't decided which yet.

When you say "I'm not going there", you already have. Save the coy bullshit and say what you think.

Corruption? From Chicago? Noooooo....

"Delete your texts and pics dude!"

This sucks, as Rollins is in a good place on the roster and with MitB is being lined up for a main event run after Mania.

Sierra

Pickup trucks are not, have never been, and never will be "Cars". The headline says

Ugh. Jesus, take the wheel... and run this motherfucker over. And then back over him. And then run over him again.

"I got gonorrhea in my eyeball"

I'm 100% sure Jesus does not want War Machine to be part of his club.

Because Valentine's Day is coming up and everyone has to step it up a notch- it could be the only notch left

No MR2s?!?!?!

The answer is always miata, and when it's not, it's e39.

All I just read was a bunch of rabble.

Great list, although someone will need to explain to me how a 330 ZHP could be an M3 killer "with a few choice mods". I suspect that any mod that would lend itself to "killing M3s" will also "kill the easy maintenance" that makes this car a better buy than an E46 M3.

No 2003 Infiniti M45 up in here?

I think Lewis chose wisely there. You can't hoon a diamond.

Hamilton focusing more and more on winning three world titles to emulate his hero Ayrton Senna—and less on her.