I miss Eclipse head units. They broke a lot but man they were good. (They were made by Fujitsu Ten, which I’m sure you already know)

LeSigh.

While I appreciate the attempt at a joke... the pedant in me insists that he said “decimal point”.

So 1,299.50 as opposed to 12,995.0

Groceries, and things of that nature

I wonder if at some point he just starts shouting when he reads grocery lists aloud, too. “Eggs, Wheaties, apples, orange juice, milk, POWERADE! SEVENTH GENERATION! LIGHT BULBS! CAMPBELL’S SOUP! A NICE PIECE OF SALMON! canned tomatoes, soy sauce, spaghetti, butter.”

It would appear they only manifest themselves when needed to take out an errant BMW driver.

Damnit Gran Turismo, I want to drive real cars I can never own rather than fake cars I can never own.

I owned one for three years, it was an awesome experience and suggest it to anyone. The nice thing about the e39 M5, compared to every single other 90s BMW, is the cooling system is very robust. What does go on them though are all the engine sensors. Once you replace the MAFs, CPSs, and O2s, you are good to go.

OH! Jokes about the reliability of Alfa Romeo. SO original and funny! HAHAHA!

I too saw the label, and yet I just figured Torch added the label to a legit picture...

Curse you Torch and your rediculously acceptable photoshop skills... I knew something looked weird about the label in the bottom right.

> As a software developer, I can tell you usage metrics go a LONG way in helping determine improvements, fixes and new features in practically all software.

It’s the poster’s fault. Data clearly shows he failed to use the /s indicator.

I’ll admit, I used to be a little less concerned, considering they’re reasonably open about the cars having a black box.

But yeah, now it turns out they’re monitoring even when the car’s not in use, and in detail down to what you’re doing with your key fob? Yeah, no thanks mate.

It is the Southern hemisphere, everything works backwards there, even gravity.

I did miss that little bit off to the right. Sorry.

I love the CSX. It is the ultimate troll car.

Noooooo, you never accept fakeness! To accept fakeness, is to deny reality.

Bangle still ruined BWM for me. I loved them in the 90's and as a kid. His stuff turned me off somehow, I find it so terrible.

My goodness, who are you, James May?!?!