I just can’t help it, but I gotta rain on this guy’s parade. Years ago, a cop told me only idiots rob banks nowadays for a few reasons. Mainly, the haul is pretty small (probably a few grand) compared to what you can get away with doing all sorts of other “illegal activities” and chances are high you’ll get caught. If…

More like DERPA Robot Challenge, amirite?

You’re looking for Gawker.com with comments like that.

This is probably my favorite sports Youtube:

Live 20 minutes from Boston. My boner is roughly as big as the Bunker Hill Monument right now.

As if there weren’t already enough reasons not to buy a Prius...

I swear one of these times someone’s gonna Death Star a giant chunk right off the planet

So China, wants to build a 3000 mile long railroad in America? does anyone not see the irony here?!

One of the best ways to soundproof is called a staggered (or double-stud) wall. A conventional 2x4 wall uses 2x4 studs and 2x4 sole plate and top plates where drywall is mounted on both sides of the studs. This means that any vibrations that occur on one side of the wall travels directly from the drywall to the stud…

Of course, we all know what this will inevitably be used for...

$1,000,000,000,000 and all I got was this lousy desktop wallpaper?

let’s throw him in a cage with Dzhokar Tsarnaev, whoever comes out alive gets fed to unfed wild dogs

Contrarian editorial: I like U2, and the only thing worse than:

Congressmen?

On that track he took the Porsche at around 186.

Yea! I mean... why try to do 1 thing perfect when you can do twice as much halfassed... amirite!

This is the best Alien chest burster impression.

I do tend to go overboard with them.

You're just in a different league with these puns.

Just wow! That's really hard for me to fathom.