I just can’t help it, but I gotta rain on this guy’s parade. Years ago, a cop told me only idiots rob banks nowadays for a few reasons. Mainly, the haul is pretty small (probably a few grand) compared to what you can get away with doing all sorts of other “illegal activities” and chances are high you’ll get caught. If…

You’re looking for Gawker.com with comments like that.

This is probably my favorite sports Youtube:

Live 20 minutes from Boston. My boner is roughly as big as the Bunker Hill Monument right now.

As if there weren’t already enough reasons not to buy a Prius...

One of the best ways to soundproof is called a staggered (or double-stud) wall. A conventional 2x4 wall uses 2x4 studs and 2x4 sole plate and top plates where drywall is mounted on both sides of the studs. This means that any vibrations that occur on one side of the wall travels directly from the drywall to the stud…

let’s throw him in a cage with Dzhokar Tsarnaev, whoever comes out alive gets fed to unfed wild dogs

Contrarian editorial: I like U2, and the only thing worse than:

Congressmen?

On that track he took the Porsche at around 186.

This is the best Alien chest burster impression.

A BJ with a rubber for $600 is the saddest crime in this whole story

I don’t know about the worst, but I cringe every time I see someone with their feet on the dash. Good news! After you get into an accident and the airbag deploys, you won’t have to prop your legs up, the full body cast will do it for you!

From the video it looked as if his right rear tire might have been about 1.5 psi off. Tough break, bro. Better use a digital gauge next time.

I don't even think they need that much money. The test would be something simple like "Does this box of Taco Bell Doritos Tacos Locos look appetizing to you?"

I feel like if you get hit by somebody named "Big Jim", you're gonna have a bad time.

I do tend to go overboard with them.

You're just in a different league with these puns.

Just wow! That's really hard for me to fathom.