At least he gave me the endless joy that only CJ Craig can bestow.

i don’t understand why there are no animated gifs, but this is always necessary:

As crappy as Sorkin is about writing women, there’s no doubt that CJ Cregg is amazing.

Her way of “dealing with it” has been to victim-blame. Having been a victim herself is not an excuse.

that was my thought at first. but when i confronted her (albeit via text, but as i told her, she REALLY would not have enjoyed hearing this face-to-face) she:

When my friendship with M ended, my myth was that I was the victim. I was hurt, nursing wounds, feeling self-righteous and angry, and so I believed that the end of our friendship had been all her fault.

I don’t know where people like these guys get the idea that they are the FIRST PERSON EVER in history to experience rejection, loneliness, or a sexual dry spell. The injustice! The only solution is obviously murder.

I’ve been eventually dumped or rejected or made to feel like shit in some capacity by almost every dude I’ve ever fucked or wanted to fuck and yet somehow I’ve managed to never mass murder

Overly simplistic. Guns obviously play a major role, especially in regards to how many people can be killed in a short time. But the idea that toxic masculinity, bullying, mental health, and misogyny do not play vital and critical roles in these tragic events exposes a bias and agenda that time and time again have…

I’m surprised someone hasn’t tried to give the whole “girls don’t sleep with me so I’m murderous” thing a name in the hopes of legitimizing it. Like testicular retention induced psychosis. Or a friendlier sounding “He had a case of the jizzblocked cranial crazies.”

Solutions:

Margaret Atwood was on point when she said,

Why was she scared if they were having a staring contest? Why was she scared ANYWAY they’re just a bunch of kids in school?

Don’t touch other people without permision. Don’t Touch Other People Without Permission. DON’T TOUCH OTHER PEOPLE WITHOUT PERMISSION!

If you’re pre-drunk and there’s at least a bar of sorts, you might not mind.

Actually it just sounds like you wanted to insult the author of the piece with your subjective argument about her objectivity.

No open bar? Why would I crash that wedding?

I think a little hyperbole is allowed sometimes.

Why are customers always convinced people are lying to them? They have only one cup size, they aren’ trying to trick you for the fun of it. I one time had a customer, when I worked at the convenience store, swear up and down they paid for a money order with a credit card there just recently. The damn computers didn’t…