AW. I love this one. Who wouldn’t? Probably Paul Ryan, Scott Walker, Rubio, Jindal, Huckabee... aw fuck. I need another. BRB: Must visit Icanhaz...

Here’s a cat gif to make you feel better:

I blame reading all of today's posts... So much garbage before lunch makes me stabby.

This.

Wait, Biden??? You’re at the wrong party...

How the fuck did someone report a screaming, bloody woman trying to escape over an 8ft fence and the police didn't respond until the next fucking day???

Uh, whoever comes next is going to be much worse. Boehner isn’t bad in the scheme of things.

Let’s just say he was very smart to refuse to let them use his real name. The trolling from online and onslaught of hilarious black twitter insults he would have endured would be breathtaking to behold.

I’m glad the racist fuck used the word “settled”. With the number of people who reflexively roll their eyes when someone suggests gentrification is a bad thing, it’s a breath of fucking fresh air when a white person temporarily drops the facade and actually says what they mean to say minus the dog whistles. I settled…

My favorite are guys on facebook or twitter who rant about how “females” (and they always seem to say females rather than women) are so terrible, and always date the jerks and why won’t they ever date nice guys like them. And then you look at their feed, and the whole thing is filled with misogynist shit. And they…

No. He’s having his hymen broke.

Yes.

Jesus Christ, yes. Fucking nobody gets educated about what hymens actually are.

I have a sick feeling that these men who have no idea how to find a clit also have no idea that a hymen isn’t a membrane of skin that completely covers your cervix until a penis comes along and pops it like a balloon. If it was, “virginal” women could never have a period or any discharge.

That’s why this is misogyny - they came up with a convenient Catch-22 that “justifies” their hatred and, oh hey go figure, covers ALL women.

Guys, I’m like, so broken up that I won’t be able to marry an angry misogynist.

“precum pregnant” is one hell of a bummer of a phrase

Good luck, guys.

Like they would know what it looked like. PLEASE FOOLS you can’t even find the clitoris.