You speak the language of my soul.

BREAKING:

For about two seconds, my coffee-deprived brain thought this was Jared from Subway. What a clusterfuck that would be.

*blearily stares at screen*

nice knowing everyone!

and you know what? you deserve to like whatever you wanna like. you do you, boo.

HOT TAKE: Maybe Garden State wasn’t actually that bad?

You know what? I liked Garden State and I kind of loved the soundtrack. You know what else I liked? (500) Days of Summer.

How edgy to make fun of people everyone already makes fun of. Kudos, brave comedian! So smart, such a uniting force! Bravo!

“If they’re doing such a great job, why aren’t these things better?”

He wouldn’t ask a man the same question. That’s the problem.

How have i never seen that? Amazing. Thank you for posting.

It is a common trick by alcoholics when they drink in front of people who know they have a drinking problem. Because apparently they think you won’t notice them going from sober to drunk.

your kin

not your boyfriend.

Nothing against your comment in particular, but I miss the days when Jez discouraged talking about specific numbers. Now there will be a million comments about whether x height and x weight is really “fat.” Numbers tend to derail the discussion.

Maybe it’s because I am 5’0” 195lbs... but I have been 5’0” and 135lbs (Not to mention DD boobs) and in no way can I possibly consider that anywhere in the realm of “fat.” To me that is super in shape. I don’t have a problem with fat, but I just don’t think any reasonable person would consider a 5’1” 135lb woman or a…

Nope. This is my post apocalyptic partner - the smartest, toughest and least squeamish bad ass in the show.

lol wow that guy loves licking his fingers