But then I just have an object implanted somewhere else, right? I like neither of those options and the pain aspect of them. All birth control methods have some huge inconvenience to them and wouldn’t it be easier to just be born with a switch somewhere on me that says “no baby/ yes baby”

The conclusion was so eye-roll inducing. The whole movie set Steve Jobs up to be a total dick who really didn’t do anything but order people around, and then at the end there’s this huge triumphant wave of love for him and I wanted to puke. Then the theater lights came on and I look around and the audience is turning…

Good for you. Mine didn’t. They taught me to just limp through life until I could find a husband to do everything for me.

I’m a cis-woman and the last thing I’ve ever wanted for my life is to rely on someone else to take care of me, so please do not try to speak for “most women.” I will only accept living a fully independent life. When I had to have a stupid dental procedure done that cost me an arm and a leg, my partner transferred me a…

I didn’t smoke at all until I was like 24, and only then because I was in Amsterdam and my boyfriend talked me into it. Loved it so much, but never having acquired it in the states in my real youth, and being so incredibly uncool as a real adult, it always caused me massive anxiety trying to find a way to buy it when…

I love it. I love it so much. It makes me feel great, I’m more in touch with myself, I’m more creative, blah blah blah. Alcohol, even just one beer or one glass of wine, makes me feel like utter shit. It’s like, do I want to drink this one beer and end up with a splitting headache and acid reflux, or do I want to…

I had my wisdom teeth taken out earlier this year which cost an arm and a leg. Then I went back for a cleaning, and lo and behold, had to get a root canal too. Going back for a crown today. All in all, this one stupid tooth cost me nearly 2 grand.

Driving with an invalid license makes one a sociopath? TWO minor infractions will justify attempted murder for you? Look, I get it, the motorcyclist was fucking annoying and road rage is something I deal with and I’ve wanted to slam my car into many a cyclist, but you know what? I’m not going to do that BECAUSE I…

And I’ve about had enough of this whining about Bernie supporters. Sorry the few people you’ve talked to who support Sanders don’t appreciate facts (which you could say about literally anyone supporting any political candidate ever), but considering Bernie Sanders has a huge, growing group of supporters, I find it…

I actually think Season 5 could be award-worthy. Besides the first Beth episode, the whole season is excellent. It’s a bit heavy-handed at times, but the acting was so spot-on it took my breath away.

I finished Season 5 as soon as it launched to Netflix and was so impressed by Carol’s transformation (and the rest of them!) I started the whole series over again just to remind myself of who they started as. And Carol always had that badass in her.

My dude loves Burt’s and was super weird about lip balm before I forced that on him.

I did it twice. Fuuuuck.

So I have a tube of lip balm in every conceivable space I might need it 24/7/365. If I forget it, or if I don’t have it, and my lips have lost their previous application, it’s all I can really think about. I mean, I’ve gone to the length of rubbing the greasiest part of my face or neck and then rubbing my lips just to…

I had to look away from him and Jim Webb’s cringe-inducing performances. At first it was hilarious but then it became unbearable and embarrassing. And it kind of made me angry. Like, who do they think they are that they can stand up on that stage with those other giants like they deserve it and then give such awful…

The debate made me realize Hillary would crush the presidency for sure. However, my politics also align more with Bernie, so I’m still voting for him. I think they could both handle the Republicans. Hillary by pandering and compromising, Bernie by being straight-up-no-nonsense. And I think either of them would win…

As another commenter pointed out, the majority of church-goers tend toward elderly. It’s somewhat unreasonable to assume a bunch of elderly church-goers can simply ride a bike if they don’t want to bother with parking.

Lulz that was me last week when IU was trending for the maybe-sexual-assault-definitely-abhorrent behavior of one of their frats.

One of my closest friends throughout high school and college was Christian and worshiped regularly. He was chill, so we just didn’t talk about it. I did, however, draw a line when in the last year of college he gave up pursuing his degree to minister solely to children in his church. Which, to me, is indoctrination,…

Religion, astrology, ghosts, or reality TV are all deal-breakers for me. Luckily, I’m not dating and have a partner who agrees with me on all those things. I think at this point I’m particular enough in what qualities I can accept in a person that I’d never date again.