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I feel confident that Marissa Hermer would be just a bit put off by a gift from Goop. Not because there’s anything wrong with Goop — good god, no! Marissa Hermer absolutely adores Gwyneth and truly admires her entrepreneurial spirit. It’s just that in the circles traversed by Marissa Hermer, Goop is so... expected.

I guess it wasn’t a weiner.

Of course he would fucking benefit from this.

“No corrupt! No corrupt! You’re the corrupt!”

When I was 18 years old I had a ton of money saved up from working summers before college. My friends and I decided to do a trip to england on our own money and stay with my family’s friends there.

I’m barely pooping. Down to a meager 3x a day. Sad!

Nothing matters right now, so I’m going to tell you about my poops. I never really aspired to write about my

Yeah. Same. And my husband is in town and we finally have some privacy.

Last night, the hidden factions of white supremacy fully emerged, though we know they were never really hidden. You

You guys, I have been VERY impressed with the cunt puns lately! Well done, all.

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I just really appreciate this website and its writers. Everything from outstanding news coverage to Joanna wearing a tail is slowly leading to my getting fired for reading this at work and since my job sucks I’m cool with it.

I picture ALL these people writing their emails on the toilet.