There are really hot people on the internet, you know.

I've always been on the fence about that conclusion myself. When my friends tell the story, they say that Leo slashed my tires. Obviously, I'll never know for sure.

Leo story— Pre-titanic days: my friends and I kept meeting him out at all these clubs (we were all underage). He invited us to his friend Mike's house up Wonderland Ave. He and Mike were in the back of my car, and Leo piped up, "Dude, you know what I want to do tonight? I want to fuck!" These words singed my…