The Guardian framed this story differently:

Everyone should elope, seriously. I’ve done the wedding thing twice now and, my god, everyone has got thoughts. People, why do you care? How is it your business? Do like LooseSeals says, don’t tell anyone about your plans. Just tell them where to be and when. Know that you cannot make everyone happy, so don’t even…

Pretty convinced at this point that whenever you hear about people loudly walking out of movies at festivals they’re studio plants.

I actually googled to see if there were other images of them together since I always see this one. There are, but actually not that many, so I wonder if this is the only one that pops up on whatever subscription service Jez uses for paparazzi photos.

I wanted to elope. That is all I am saying. 

Seriously! Jezebel runs the shit out of that photo and it always bugs the hell out of me that the slip dress is so askew. I can understand garments shift during movement, etc, but unless they just had a quickie before emerging onto the street to be papped, this is terrible. The straps are far too narrowly set and the…

It will be as chilled out as the stoned tailor who couldn’t make her dress fit in today’s photo-nor make it in a fabric that doesn’t resemble a sad tea cozy.

“What funniest to me is this family’s consistent lack of self awareness.”

I think they couldn’t make it through the opening scene, let alone watch “most of it,” or else they’d be so traumatized as to know this isn’t cute. I had an uncomfortable level of anxiety after watching the new episodes last week and that wasn’t the first time that’s happened with the show.

“What funniest to me is this family’s consistent lack of self awareness.”

So Sophie Turner is....creepy AF. Who wouldv’e thought???

Well, since at the time he was 47 and she was 19, I’m hopeful his reaction today is more along the line of “Wow, I still got it...but, no.”

Why I ask too, why.

Can I ask a genuine question here? It sometimes seems, going by websites and whatnot, that folk in the USA are more obsessed with the general goings-on of the UK royal family than those of us in the UK are.

This.  Plus she is just super annoying in everything she is in and in her public persona.  Can we cancel her?

“Amy Adams- Yes, duh.”

I like Brie Larson and I’m excited to see her as Captain Marvel again but through the whole movie I imagined her thinking “I’m acting! I’m acting SO HARD right now!” It wasn’t great. Admittedly, I’ve never seen her in anything else.

Can we talk about Isaac Hempstead-Wright’s lack of pants in that pic?

If you want to make Turner cry, show her the reviews of Dark Phoenix.

There is no way to be less cool than by talking about your Juul as if it’s cool.