Yes. Of course, in this case, the poor things will go hungry.

You know someone is bad when the alligators won’t bother trying to eat him.

Even the gators don’t want any of that shit.

Ugh, gators! HE WAS RIGHT THERE. All moist and pink and chompable and YOU DIDN’T TAKE EVEN A NIBBLE???? You have let down your PR man, Sterling Archer!

I thought we stopped yearly upgrades when innovation stopped about 4 years ago? Im still rocking an iPhone 6 (4 years old now) and dont plan to change it. Still use my headphone jack daily, battery was replaced for $20. Its snappy and does everything I do on my phone (call/text/browser web/listen to podcasts/music).…

Weep at all the money pissed out over the years.

So....they could care less? 

‘not her fault, mac had serious issues’ and ‘she got engaged ridiculously soon post-breakup, it may have affected him’ can both be true. As I said I don’t know - it just looks way too soon to get engaged, especially if you have just broken up with someone who’s struggling with addiction/depression/whatever. She could…

I remember there was a digital reconstruction of some Roman sculptures. They used chemical analysis to come up with the colors, and it was all rather brightly colored, not the white marble that we see today.

She is not at fault for Mac’s issues and death. That being said, breaking it off with one guy and getting fucking engaged 6 WEEKS later is kinda insane. 6 weeks, really? Maybe it was something which bothered him, if he thought she was hooking up with the new guy prior to them splitting. We’ll never know.

They are having mandatory evacuations from the outer banks right now. If you live there, please take what is important to you and leave. As someone who was a first responder in the Keys last year after Irma (I am in the Navy), EVERY SINGLE RESIDENT I met in Marathon Key who stayed regretted not leaving and literally…

When I was in high school I met the friend of a friend’s older sister and he took an interest in me. We would chat over yahoo messenger (that dates this) and he would come up with my friend’s sister on weekends and stay with the family (they lived next door). I was 16, he was 25-27. We wound up kissing a few times but…

I am a bigtime user of eyedrops, and the last time I picked up a bottle, the packaging had switched to a childproof cap (one of those push down, then twist varieties - looks exactly the same as the regular cap). I couldn’t get into it, and brought it to my spouse for help, totally befuzzled. Why the eff couldn’t I…

I feel like that portion is her trying to convey that no matter what she did, she should still be given the chance to speak out against the sexual abuses she received. She just decided to lump it in with “and he’s a liar liar pants on fire” so it’s not going to work well for her.

I guess I don’t know anything about fake relationships or really any of this, but if it was fake wouldn’t Columbia have set up some sort of contract with penalties if someone outs the fakeness of the relationship?  When you are dealing with petty immature people, you gotta put some $$ on the line of something, I would…

I don’t know....those text messages sent to Rain Dove where she admitted she had sex with him. The fact that she tried to justify it because she was in a relationship at 17 with a 33 year old. The fact that she’s now pinning the payout on the dead guy who can’t really defend himself. The fact that she’s using the same…

Didn’t Xan just buy Billy Ray a bong, though? Did that mean nothing? I mean, you think you’re close to somebody, and then BAM! The weed paraphernalia was a meaningless the whole time!

Nah, he just looks like a mouth-breather extraordinaire.

Maybe it’s because I’m on my way to being an old (and do correct me if I’m wrong anywhere here), but it seems to me that even if it’s true, outing the fake relationship without coordinating with Noah was shitty.