Glad to know Tim Cooke would rather sell his soul for money than take a stand against a person who literally hates everything Cooke is about. Is it a requirement that if you have testicles that you’re a fucking huge cunt? Because ALL MEN ARE FUCKING CUNTS.

I bought the original Pixel on preorder.

It adds *compromised* real estate. None of it really adds anything other than moving a 40-60 pixel status bar higher up, which is great if you have maybe 1-2 notifications. Splitting that space just makes Android’s much more useful notification center less useful.

The pic at the top is the current Pixel 2, and not what the article is about. 

My employer asks for any of my passwords, I’ma need theirs first.

Sorry but those 20s/30s brows look weird as hell. It was fashionable then but holy shit they look bizarre to the modern eye. Like, the rest of the face is gorgeous but damn those brows are clown show crazy. 

Both of them would have been prettier with natural brows.

Rihanna didn’t even shave her eyebrows off and draw them back pencil thin!!!

The makeup artist “erased” them with foundation, drew the pencil brows on, and they photoshopped out the texture of the brow hairs in post production. I pity the fools who do this IRL.

Real quality reporting here Andrew. 

“Hmm. We need to make this sound like a 14 yr. old. Hey, let’s add a grammatical error!” -Social media PR team, after meetings with IG, agent, managers, and paid sponsors. 

I’m with you, I hate notches. But I also want a big Pixel phone. Pixel 2 has massive bezels so I passed on it, Pixel 3 has a massive ugly notch... Now I could stay with Samsung but I absolutely hate the edge screens as much as notches.

A stroller in an atmosphere that they can’t breath in.

We had a long talk about how fat wasn’t something you are, but rather just something that everyone has. Some people have more and some people have less. And I tried to talk to her about how she is strong and athletic and how her body does exactly what it’s supposed to.

It’s, uh, rubbing off...

“I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than just our bodies,” Moretz wrote.”

People are garbage.  

If there’s any justice, those 3 assholes will get the same treatment they subjected the shark to.

Dancing to the song isn’t the challenge, it is getting out of a moving car to dance that is a challenge. (or maybe the challenge is to then get back into the moving car, possibly also while dancing.)
I hear his next video will feature dancing while jumping off a cliff, only to catch oneself in the trees below.…