Maybe because she wished she could make a cake for her best friend and celebrate with her so she did it even if they couldn’t be together? If I was away from my best friend on my birthday and she baked a cake and decorated it in honor of me, I’d be filled with warm and fuzzy feelings because my friend was thinking of…

Santigold > M.I.A.

WB Exec: [touches action figure on pocket containing bat-wallet]

I mean I get that, I get that they’re “junior celebs,” but I meant I literally don’t get why the dancing part is newsworthy. Or what exactly it is that they’re doing at all that’s different from what normal teenagers do. Or why it’s “remarkably cute.” Or the mock parental tone of the article. Get off my dick. And for…

This one does as well.  More than that, it’s the intent more than the action.  Client #1 is a POS and is fooling himself if he thinks otherwise.

Community discussion time y’all: this guy says he fingered his ex, but “stopped before anything actually happened”. Does fingering count as “something actually happening”?

I didn’t understand a single thing in this article. 

Tell it!

oh god, everything about this woman was made by someone else: Face, tits, ass, image, reputation.

My thoughts exactly!! Preach!

Not only was she born into wealth, she was born to someone who was an incredibly successful businesswoman, with parents and siblings with a shit ton of connections to the business, fashion, and beauty world. Literally everything she needed in order to make her business a success, she had. What would be incredible…

All she did - literally all she did - was sign a licensing royalty contract with Colourpop for a tube of lip gloss, after getting surgery to enhance her lips, and imply the kits were responsible. That’s it!She signed her name to the makeup they already produced. That’s the extent of her involvement.

Isn’t it funny how Step #1 in all of these success stories is to be born to wealthy parents? You’d almost think that was an advantage or something. 

The idea that this girl is “self-made” is insulting. Fuck that.

Kulture is absolutely terrible.  Worse than Morocco, worse than Apple.  People need to pull the Cardi B wool from their eyes and admit the truth!

Fun Fact: sharks, like dogs, usually use their mouths to grab things. So they’ll often bite something just to taste it and see what it is, and don’t intend anything aggressive or hostile with it. #cuddletimewithsharks

Oh God if they responded with “At least we could keep track of detained children if we wanted to.”

There’s no way she got rid of all the filler. She naturally has thinner lips than George Clooney.

Yeah, she’s lying. Her lips were a thin straight line. She just made them a little smaller than the overfilled look she had for a while.