Fine, Great Job, Internet. THIS time.

I love being "/Other"! It's like I'm not even worth reducing my entire existence down to one minor physical attribute!

"But ass I’ve said before, though,"

The AV Club turned into a hardcore Tumblr blog so gradually that I didn't even notice.

A term used by Tumblrinas to describe any man that has ever had to explain something to a woman for any reason, no matter how benign. Use the word "patriarchy"with a straight face for bonus points!

As a bonus they can kill off one character he plays then have him show up as another character at a later date.

As a bonus they can kill off one character he plays then have him show up as another character at a later date.

I always though that was more of a "world breathes sigh of relief that Carol finally dies" moment.

I always though that was more of a "world breathes sigh of relief that Carol finally dies" moment.

I just imagined that it was actually Mark & Jeremy from Peep Show, having evolved into more advanced robotic lifeforms. Made them much more tolerable.

But but but… guitars don't work that way! Wait, are you hoping for drowning or electrocution? Either way is good for me.

But but but… guitars don't work that way! Wait, are you hoping for drowning or electrocution? Either way is good for me.

Isn't it first pet's name plus street you grew up on?

Isn't it first pet's name plus street you grew up on?

He used to say not so nice things about Emeril too, but then he had him on an episode of No Reservations and seems to have changed his tune.

He used to say not so nice things about Emeril too, but then he had him on an episode of No Reservations and seems to have changed his tune.

I can hear the voiceover now - "When you're a spy and you need a quick and totally secure line of communication, Xbox Kinect Skype 5000 is your best bet."

I can hear the voiceover now - "When you're a spy and you need a quick and totally secure line of communication, Xbox Kinect Skype 5000 is your best bet."

Only if Penfold can come along for the ride….

Is it weird that I read that in Jon Benjamin's voice?