As I get older my doctor says that I should keep an eye on my blood sugar that’s why I use Stelvio in my coffee.

How are those home prices holding up in Vas Deferens, CA?

Damn... didn’t realize they made the shift. My inner 12 year old mourns this. Candy apple paint and hot latinas... what a way to waste an afternoon when they parents were out. RIP

The timing and tone of this are Samurai-level politics.

Hear you. I lost my “second Mom” the woman who basically really raised me, to breast cancer, but I stand by what I said. I hate her.

I lost a dear friend to cancer, and I’m still very tempted to say that you’re giving it a raw deal in that comparison.

I hate her so, so much. Like as much as I hate cancer and Nazis.

why were you hard in the first place?

Are you people going to do this on every post today?

i wasn’t talking to you

A pretty good way to get a dude to fuck u is to be like “Yo dude, you wanna fuck or what?”

That info was on her iCloud. She was travelling overseas and wanted to make sure she wouldn’t be fucked over if she lost her IDs.

It’s so fucking pathetic, it’s disgusting. These assholes are threatened by her—and they truly are threatened, because she is more talented, successful or important than they will ever be—simply because of her existence as a black woman. As a funny black woman. As a funny black woman who is a good human being. Their…

Yeah, I was going to add that this article left out an important date:

I think Lainey at LaineyGossip nailed it

How did this happen to Leslie Jones?

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!! Elvis is alive and the Canadians have built him a car!!

Counterpoint: it’s not worse than what you can do to a Rolls.

Without fail, every time I drink too much, I start talking about by desire of a managerie of tiny animals based on this add.

Had it been a Ferrari, I would understand... But it’s a first gen NSX. It’s a fast Honda, with Honda reliability and a supercar design. Also 90000 miles in 25 years is hardly considered “driven a lot” (3600 miles per year). Sure if you compare it to a Ferrari or a Lambo, it’s a lot... But it’s a Honda.