Donald Trump, 1980-present: So you’re telling me I can make hundreds of millions of dollars ripping off working people and they’ll cheer me for it while calling me their champion? What’s the catch?

Puce. Now there’s a great word I’ve never heard of before.

Donald Trump; 1947-2014: “I’m a wealthy NYC real estate developer! I’m a part of the upper class! Someone interview me in a prestigious social magazine so I can see my name in print! Pretty pretty please!”

“Revelling in your eliteness is for strivers.”

and he’s bad, bad, steve bannon

Why you gotta go and talk shit about mayonnaise, man?

Maybe he cares if your problem is non-white people living on your street and trying to send their kids to school with yours.

“special kind of stupid”

the desegregated north side of richmond

What baffles me even more is the white bread and mayonnaise eating motherfuckers that think someone like Bannon and his boy Don really give a fuck about them? I don’t think rich people are really looking out for me, even if they agree with me on some politics. You gotta be a special kinda stupid to believe Bannon…

It looks like the lizard-thing that inhabits the bloated corpse of Steve Bannon is trying to escape.

I was gonna say a bag of wet cigarette butts.

“And how can you libtards claim Mister Bannon is a ‘white nationalist’ when he practically embodies diversity? On his very own face he has at least four distinct skin colours, ranging from pasty to a deep puce.”

What do you think his underage cousin was doing? Methlips have the sexiest rough texture, I hear.

There needs to be a blowjob worked in there somewhere for a real “Florida-Man” scenario!

Of course. What kind of freak makes an alligator wear clothes!

Easy insurance payout baby!

100 percent thought the same thing! Who cares about basic SUV’s.

floor mounted fans blowing up from the basement

Seeing all of those together reminds me how incredibly ugly porsches are.
Extremely well made for sure, but still ugly.So close yet so far :-(