Hey, I wanted to apologize. I was in internet-tough-guy-mode and you did nothing to earn my bullshit response.

I don't know.

On the other side, I'm happy that my conservative brother has his 1 year old little girl around when he wrenches his cars, and she loves to play with the tools. Also, she loves riding his vintage go-cart with him. Hopefully she'll be the pilot we never managed to be :)

Here's a thought...how about a representative of a charity of the team/driver's choice gets to hold up the sign? Make some kid or deserving person's day getting close to the race cars, while promoting a good cause or a dozen?

are there words in this article?

It doesn't actually matter, the humor is that he is caught creepily leering during the photo.

I feel having more beautiful people around to look at is great for everyone. I was hoping they'd double-down and bring bros onto the grid to join the ladies so everyone has nice scenary to look at. I call that plan Grid Bro Quo.

No "Fleerander" badging?

"What could this new Continental be? A replacement for the MKS? A new halo car of some sort? Could it finally have the rear-wheel drive setup with V8 and EcoBoost power like we’ve been begging for?"

Really not a single one?

They're actually giving it a name? Interesting...

1. Start with this design.

You forgot suicide doors. Suicide doors will work.

More than anything, I'm just excited for the return of actual NAMEplates to the American auto industry. That alphanumeric bullshit is for the Germans! I want to drive something named after an approximation of the car's size or something badass. Let me buy a Continental, a Galaxy, a Cougar, or a New Yorker.

you may have diabetes

This needs to happen. It needed to happen in 2002 and it needs to happen even more now. Make it so cool it'll freeze Satan and Lincoln will be in the black again.

If it seriously comes with suicide doors, I'll consider getting one.

The Continental is Lincoln/Ford's equivalent to Mazda's new RX7, Alfa's US sedan, GM's mid engine Corvette, or Honda's NSX

I need a new one to park next to my old one.