You are my new hero

Driver: Jesus is my copilot.

My grandfather always had a Harvester. I wanted a country squire wagon in our family so bad. Of course now forty years later I realize something. I still want a country squire.

You can have a slightly used Geo Metro or this STD on wheels. Nice price or crack pipe?

Where’s the alligator in this story? No alligator, or George Zimmerman, no Florida story.

Turn off the autopilot! Fee Chrissakes TURN OFF THE AUTOPILOT!

Please tell me you guys always have baby wipes with you so you can wipe up each other’s jizz after you post these amazing hipster findings.

A lot of these comments are so elitist. It’s like because someone is a truck driver they must be in the wrong as opposed to the sophisticated Tesla owner. And Harry Potter? Dude, get some porn.

Bitches who be snitches get stitches

This wasn’t very funny. Not in a why aren’t you taking this seriously way. It just wasn’t funny.

No total Bernie talking points

I could give zero fuqs about him or his supporters being Dems or independent. Is he even still a thing?

He’s a dick

No shit Sherlock

I can’t help you. I wouldn’t take it as a bad thing to get upset about.

Thomas himself is the biggest beneficiary of affirmative action. Yet he seems to forget that every chance he can. He’s the least qualified Justice and a sexual predator. But he’s black. So he’s on the supreme Court.

Has she ever used her tongue whilst “kissing”? Virgin or lesbian, that is the question.

I knew a woman who owned one of these. It was a nightmare. Every single piece on it was specific to the car. Every repair was exorbitant. Avoid at all costs.

I owned one. It was easy. Like a Sunday morning.

Yup