Be fair. After all the billions he’s spent to aid the Amazon workforce during the pandemic let the guy splurge a little on something for himself.

Are we all so fucked up now we can’t interpret “horny” when we see it anymore? Thanks, Blanca, but we get it. Or...well...some of us are gettin’ it. Some of us are just seeing the pictures...

“it’s this great quinoa whiskey from this distillery in Tennessee with maple syrup and lemon juice”

Oh my GOD! Not bread AND pasta!! The humanity! And then TWO WHOLE cocktails. “Off the rails” doesn’t really do this debauchery justice. She’ll never be able to steam the carbs out of her vagina, not even with help from her jade eggs. I hope she’s able to get her life back on the path of righteousness.

The lack of self-awareness is Kardashian-level.

Fuck off, Gwyneth.

TWO drinks a night? Someone call the Temperance League, I can’t unclutch my pearls.

Wow, I really thought at first that quinoa whiskey was just a silly thing you made as an example of something she might use. She out-Gwyneth’ed herself.

And it’s this great quinoa whiskey from this distillery in Tennessee with maple syrup and lemon juice. It’s just heaven. I would have two of those every night of quarantine.

Jesus, I thought quinoa whiskey in the first paragraph was a joke. She’s such a parody of herself.

Lecturing someone about how they feel about the potential complicated public fallout of that revelation is not the good look you think it is. 

I’m on the spectrum myself and got the same feeling. At best it could explain how he goes about some things, but certainly not the why. Neurodiversity is cool and we certainly shouldn’t try to all act in the same way (much as society may try to pressure us all) but we can still be decent human beings.

“a public announcement that should, if nothing else, throw some much-needed attention toward that often misunderstood condition.”

Our noble celebs have had a very tough year and they (with the help of agents and ‘advisors’) are doing any and everything they can to keep us talking about them; or just looking at them, at the very least. And these two specimens aren’t getting any younger. ‘Acting’ isn’t a secure career choice, by any stretch. The…

How courageous of them.  They deserve an award!

Is this just talk or is it something that actually means something? Like are Johansson and Ruffalo actually going to stop going the Golden Globe awards shows? If they get a nomination, are they going to say “thanks but no thanks”? Are they going to tell their famous friend to do the same? Are they going to stop doing…

No mention of that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry’s dick and brain are playing chess? For shame.

I’d forgotten she was on “Celebrity Rehab,” so let me take this opportunity to say: F*** you, Dr. Drew. For someone poo-pooing the danger of COVID, you have an even higher fatality rate.

Right? I don’t want to see a digitally ensmalled penis on Sebastian Stan!

I think I’ve seen everything I’ve needed to see from those two. No thank you, Hulu.