another recent item in my brain, which is that one time Ellen drank three weed drinks and took two melatonin, and then had to drive her wife to the hospital for emergency appendix surgery

I thought Ellen and Portia famously had like a shit ton of property? I don’t understand why either would have to use Courtney Cox’s guest room.

The absolute worst homophobic abuse I suffered in school was from someone who came out 4 years later (and then somehow expected us to be pals). You'd hope that holding it in would make people empathetic, but it doesn't always work that way.

That’s just rude.

Yeah, she’s got some pretty good looking skin. She looks like a pretty standard 40 year old taking a selfie for the internet. The end. 

I actually think JS looks fresh faced and lovely.  Her lips are a minor problem (this is after long term injections), but I think she looks great. 

Thank you. I don’t think the LW was thinking she was going to be Thurgood Marshall or anything, but more of a duty of care to fellow human beings.

I found out that a guy who bullied me in high school is a vice principal at a small town middle school. I considered it his penance. It was also 20 years after high school that I found out. Eight years might have felt too fresh to be convinced that he had some great insight into his behavior and made a life change,…

I still have memories of shitty things from junior high that I carry with me.

Shit thing is it’s the same traits that makes them bullies that allows them to succeed in the system we all live in. Self-interested, vicious, any means necessary is the “killer instinct” apparently.

Ugh, this reminds me of an old boss I had who was the biggest a-hole and bully, who is not only fucking successful, but flourishing. Lots of awards and recognition for being a top person in their field. I hate those people. 

Could be worse, your school tormentor could be someone now internationally known in their field and in the news a lot because of it meaning you have to be constantly reminded of the many years they made your life shit and that it’ll never even become a footnote in any telling of their life story...

“The guy across... was packing up his hanger and I said, ‘where are you going?’ He said, ‘I’m moving to Sedona, Arizona. I can’t take it here anymore, I can’t walk down the streets and see the homeless.’ I don’t want to leave, okay? Either I stay and fight, or I get out of here.”

I had this thought in the shower, and it’s awful, but...

who does she think will vote for her? certainly not republicans and not even the troll crowd like they did for kanye. her family isn’t even gonna vote for her. such trash.

Caitlyn Jenner proving that the right wing has no agenda beyond their perpetual culture war.

If only we were all entitled to the forgiveness and patience afforded to Christian white males. 

Matt Gaetz is extremely interested in pursuing this particular case of voter fraud, but for the worst reasons imaginable.

Dorf-style, of course.

SPOILER: Barb is in the same Russian prison as Hopper!  Remember Barb, guys?  Good ol’ Barb.