I don’t mean to sound rich and fancy but there is no universe in which I am washing a sheet of aluminum foil.

1.) Use your ill-gotten gains to build a video streaming platform

Who stopped obsessing about hand washing??? Not this guy.

Am I the only one bothered by the fact that the car is angled into traffic and the wheel is turned waiting for the opportunity to make the left turn?

“Do your own research" isn't a good argument when you're the one coming in making claims. If you're making the claim, back it up. If you'd posted those links in the first message, I wouldn't have questioned it. 

Whatever you think of The Eagles, there is no comparison in terms of awfulness between guitarist Joe Walsh and rabid Tea Party hatemonger Joe Walsh.

I’ve had it happen with all carriers.* And then they act like they’re doing you a favor by not delivering it to the place they’re getting paid to deliver it to, but having you drive out and get it.

This article kind of glosses over the main point of “good” or “bad” debt: Will this short-term debt increase your long-term wealth?

I dunno. Why do shitty self-righteous fucks always try to prop themselves up by deliberately misreading others’ comments? 

And man, the competition has been *fierce* this year.

When conservatives say that they can’t be racist because they have loads of ‘brown friends’, Ajit Pai is that friend. 

Ecobee >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nest.

Ecobee >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nest.

Haven’t bothered to read the article. But... Wasn’t the Luis C.K. rumor started by Gizmo speculation on someone else’s story which was never substantiated and later confirmed to be wrong? Jen Kirkman has said multiple times that it wasn’t C.K. she was talking about. You guys ruined him for me for years. Not having it…

Don’t touch Louis CK!!!

I agree... why include CK in the picture header and not reference him in the article if he is “problematic”? The first two were referenced by name, CK — no mention at all... That feels more “problematic” than anything else.

*edited for punctuation

“Be human.”

It kind of reminds me of how my local paper complained about the mayor to the FBI just so it could say it he was being “investigated.”

Has there been any responses to the Jezebel (or was it Splinternews) call for people to come forward about Louis CK? If not, there’s no proof. Why does the site keep condemning by association then? What’s your editorial justification?

The solution here when someone asks for the WiFi password is to tell them to fuck off. In fact, that’s a solution to most of life’s problems.