You're welcome.

The whole article is peppered with gems:

Wow, you're terrible at this. "I know you are but what am I?" How old are you kid?

I'm sorry you can't detect sarcasm!

Yup. This blogpost is plagiarism.

Naw, this is a poor rip-off of Chris Rock.

I'm sure it's already been said, but this was way funnier when Chris Brown did it.

I'm sorry you were forced to read it!

Really? I mean, it's not hilarious, for sure. But parts are definitely funny. Such as:

Perhaps, yet you are presenting an entirely different scenario than the one the author has presented.

No, why?

Thanks.

Besides typing rape and murder "threats" from their mothers' basements (which has no effect IRL), what is the absolute worst thing 4chan has caused to happen? Swatting, I would guess. Next? A few wasted pizzas?

Well, unless there is some other murder I missed, you're dumb at reading/logic.

See my other reply as to why you're dumb.

And sometimes they're criminal: 4chan is where hacked nude photos of various actresses were posted this summer. It is also where a Washington man confessed to murdering his girlfriend this past November and posted pictures of her nude, garroted body.

Just not a credible one, especially against someone who can not feign ignorance of 4chan antics.

Vague and non-credible threats.

It soon became clear, however, the threat came from a source most of us would treat pretty skeptically: some dumb tweets from an obvious troll.

Jesus, why not name him John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt and get it over with?