Westbrook tends to steal his content from Oppositelock.

“Pleased to meet you.”

Remeber when Dodge produced long lasting performance cars? Oh yea, me neither.

Agreed. It’s hideous.

Ha! Remember the good old days when Hondas had basic clean lines, and the kids bought body kits to make them racier? Now I fantasize about aftermarket kits to make this train wreck look more normal.

You are not alone. This thing is the ugliest car Honda has ever produced.

It’s not attractive at all, tho.

Am I alone in thinking this is the ugliest Civic in Honda’s history? It looks like the previous Civic model had sex with a Prius.

Why are we counting out the regular Focus hatch here? My 5-spd SE is plenty of fun.

Still waiting on that Type-R we were told about a few years ago! Looks like none in sight. Sadly.

*joke rocket roaring in the sky above your head*

It’s McDowell’s. Their buns have no seeds.

DMC= Da McLaren Company

My favorite character in Back to the Future was the one Michael J. Fox played. You know, Monty McLaren.

How dare you call it what it is, that is not apart of the narraitive .

It’s called cross-posting to Jezebel.

This reminds me about how the 2nd gen Ford Probe was redesigned with women in mind by a woman... Mimi Vandermolen

This is a car for European women. Notice the small size and manual transmission. How many women under 30 know how to drive stick in the entire USA? About 6, possibly 7? Hence the other differences too.

“...something more serious than the blowjob-glamorizing outlet it used to be...”

I saw this and immediately got eye cancer.