I’d love to troll enthusiasts by buying a current model car and getting that pattern vinyl wrapped onto it :D

I demand “If found please return to Jalopnik”

The transmission wasn’t your fault. The transmission is always shot because it was a catastrophically terrible design.

“Good point considering all the ‘Christian’ terrorists running around bombing, shooting and stabbing the last 10-years.”

Stop it.

Prediction: dot com bust 2.0 happens before private ownership of cars disappears.

Wouldn’t it be a better to have these warnings in child car seats? Not everybody that buys a car has kids but every one that buys a car seat does. They could have a temp alarm and I’m sure someone could buld in a wifi alarm on the seat that will alert their cell phone.

Oh good, more idiots who can’t take care of their sex trophies and crotch droppings driving up prices of things for the rest of us.

Asssshooooollllllleeeessss.

Kids and chainsaws, there should be a course and certificate required before you can get one or more

License to have a kid? I’m all for that.

How about a free case of birth control pills with every car purchase? If you can’t remember your kid, you don’t NEED a kid.

I take it you weren’t watching F1 in the 2000-2004 era of Ferrari Grand Prix...

As someone who lives in Cleveland, at least now Cleveland sports managed to to ruin things for the rest of the country for a change...

Yeah, but then you have to have jezebel in your browser history.

Ha ha! Awesome man! No one has ever made a joke like this before!

Must be step mom... he's 47

“A janky Lamborghini Diablo made entirely out of cheeto dust in human form, once owned a Lamborghini Diablo.”

I’d actually watch an aardvark eat marbles. I do agree about the article(s) though.

Gotta agree that Jalopnik needs to leave politics alone, especially orlove who constantly writes this shit as clickbait because his own articles are about as interesting as watching an aardvark eat marbles.

Please, can we keep politics off Jalopnik?