I don’t remember that either, but as you said, there were copious amounts of alcohol involved on my end as well (in addition to the Super Bowl it was also my birthday). The only ad that stuck out at the time was the “PUPPYMONKEYBABY” nightmare fuel.

I like how you threw a Honda in there with the Prius and Camry. Intentional or not, it works because both brands have become so bland they’re interchangeable.

Now if they could put that much effort into their road cars (as I type this the Prius Chase ad plays in the background)...

Yeah, wouldn’t have been a Nismo then. They were only available in gunmetal grey. I’d imagine the one you saw was either crushed or taken to Canada.

Any chance it was a Nismo? Now that I think about it, the R32 Nismos had a Show And Display exemption.

I was there, but I don’t remember if a car with 4 round taillights (as the other guy said, almost certainly an Impala if so) passed us or not.

Exactly!

A local guy I used to hang out with used to just make up random stuff. One night after a car meet a group of us were going to get dinner, and he and I went ahead of the rest of the group. He claimed a Skyline passed us at the traffic light where we were going into the restaurant. This was 2013, before the R32 became…

Every time I see this commercial I can’t help but notice her eyes get a bit wider when she says it. Like she knows she’s just making it up.

In a similar vein, people who spell VTEC with an H. Especially if they spell it V-Tech, like the electronics company. You can just tell they never lifted the hood.

Yeah, that’s a good way to describe him. Even as a native Virginian who’s spent a lot of time in that part of the state, I’ve never heard an accent quite like his. Plenty like Jeff and the Sadler brothers, but none like Ward.

“Car run good.” That’s about all you could understand.

I always liked that the Burton brothers’ (facetious) explanation for their vastly different accents was that Jeff grew up on the north side of the house.

Came to see this, left satisfied.

Small, but noticeable. It vibrates a lot more, for sure, but I’m OK with that.

I’ve done the window sealant motor mount trick with my project car. It made more sense than having 3 75A mounts and an OEM rubber front one.

I used to want a Blackhawk Tercel when they were new. To this day I don’t know why.

Some say she takes her kids to the ‘Ring after she picks them up from school.*

YA DONE MESSED UP E-P-A-A-RON!